You look at the clock to find out it's 1:23 in the morning. Your simple joys of seeing consecutive numbers at the time of day make you smile despite the rough day ahead. Oh, the universal sigh...
You go to the dorm shower to realize you didn't bring anything so you decide to urinate in that special cubicle you've had so many memories in to make the trip worthwhile. Oh, the universal sigh...
You want to cut in your morning class due to lack of sleep and after eating breakfast, decide you're too full to sleep. So you go to class anyway, and coincidentally take a quiz. Oh, the universal sigh...
You want to sleep in your one-and-a-half-hour break but decide to blog about what happened earlier to take your mind off sleep. Oh, the universal sigh...
You realize your body needs sleep but your mind thinks otherwise... Does the mind slowly kill the body this way? Mind over matter. Oh, the universal sigh...
You realize that this blog is getting nowhere and that you're just bored as fuck to post something about your own twisted meaning of The Universal Sigh, which is actually a newspaper edition of a Radiohead album. Oh, the universal sigh...
You decide to save this draft for now and come back later with more insightful experiences other people might take interest to. Oh, the universal sigh...
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You come back at 12 in the midnight after passing an online assignment 20 minutes late from the deadline hoping your instructor would still accept the assignment assuming he just came online. He just "came" online. HAHAHAHA. Oh, the universal sigh...
You recall earlier this day that your seatmate greets a fellow classmate "Happy Birthday." You didn't know about this and decide to not greet him since you think that your classmate will think you greeted him just because someone else did and not because you intentionally wanted to. Oh, the universal sigh...
You ate noodles with your friends before passing said assignment while talking about a guy, sexuality, dicks, university stereotypes, fashion, psychology, and a french way to say "fuck you." Oh, the universal sigh...
After mentioning psychology in the previous statement, you remember watching a documentary about the brain in your psychology class earlier that day. You fell asleep somewhere in the middle. Then, you realize that your brain was bored of knowing about itself. Oh, the universal sigh...
You ran out of things to sarcastically comment on for the day so you decide to universally sigh... to end a rough day in the best possible way.
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